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Sam Wollsaton reviewing Smith And Jones:

There’s no Rose. Billie Piper’s gone.So here’s her so-called replacement, Martha, played by Freema Agyeman. Oh! Well, maybe it’s not so bad after all. Bet she can’t act though, bet she can’t reproduce that chemistry with David Tennant.

Bloody hell, I’m so over Rose too. Billie who, frankly.

Sam Wollaston reviewing The Snowmen:

The Doctor is in a huff after the demise of Amy Pond (you and me both, mate).

Well, until saucy Clara – Jenna-Louise Coleman officially starting as sidekick – wins him over (you and me both mate; Amy who?).